Hermaphrodite? - 17 November 2009

Before I start blabbering random facts about Lady GaGa being a real woman and having her one and only vagina that expresses her true gender, allow me to define the word hermaphrodite.

In a biological context, a hermaphrodite is an animal or plant that has both male and female reproductive organs. - Wikipedia

On a lighter note, I've also taken the definition from urbandictionary.com which has the most epic definitions for millions of words.

A person, such as myself, who has both male and female genitals and secondary sex characteristics.

e.g. Quiet! I'm fucking myself. Need a condom...Don't want to get myself pregnant.

So basically, a hermaphrodite is a person who has both the vagina and a penis dangling in between his/her legs. On the other hand, self-fertilisation can actually be achieved by a hermaphrodite as he/she can do and can be done.

Rumors and photos claiming Lady GaGa to be a hermaphrodite has been circulating around the web these days and I somehow find it ridiculous and nonsensical to see Lady GaGa being ridiculed this way. I am not being biased here as I know many of you know that I adore Lady GaGa like shit. I mean come on, if you wanna create cranky stories of a celebrity saying he/she has both a wiener and a beaver, please do so by providing clear and reliable evidences at the very least.

I've attempted to browse through the net and take a look at some photos that actually proved Lady GaGa is a hermaphrodite. But no, the photos I've seen were just irrelevant.

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING IMAGES MAY BE OFFENSIVE TO SOME VIEWERS.

Seriously, whoever circle her beaver is obviously dumb enough to think that there's a penis between her legs. I mean like OMG, HOW COULD SOMEONE'S PENIS BE THAT MICROSCOPIC?! And does this dimwit ever consider that that little fold at the circled area IS a fold? Bingo.

I do not smell fish but I do smell a person who doesn't know the difference between both the male and female reproductive organs. If Lady GaGa really does have a penis, I doubt she'll be even wearing these costumes on stage. Have you ever seen a guy in a gymnast suit? If not, click here. See that big junk there? Does Lady GaGa have that piece of junk?

THIS IS THE MOST RIDICULOUS PHOTO TO PROVE THAT LADY GAGA HAS A FREAKING PENIS! Can that tiny wincy thread-like loop projecting out from her costume be the male reproductive organ? I know right. And they use this out-of-the-world evidence and claim that Lady GaGa is a hermaphrodite. Some people are just too desperate. *sigh*

If she has the extra piece of meat, wouldn't it be protruding and hanging at the sides of the crotch of her costume? This photo is a clear indicator that Lady GaGa has one and only one vejayjay and no other excess pieces of flesh in between her legs.

Would she even do this spread eagle leg split if she really has a penis? If she wants to create a publicity stunt, she could have told the whole wide world in the first place that she is indeed a hermaphrodite and people would go drooling and dying over her magic stick. But no. Instead, she stated in an interview that her vagina is offended by the rumors of her being a hermaphrodite.

And lastly, the most famous photo claiming that she is a hermaphrodite. Firstly, the photo itself is not even clear and vivid. People commenting on the fact that the circled blurry area is a lollipop is just insignificant. How could people just conclude that that's a penis if it's not even clear? Pretty silly ain't when you think about it again. It may be her sanitary pad sticking out or even just a plain cream-colored underwear she's wearing.

Well I believe that rumors regarding Lady GaGa as a hermaphrodite is just a form of entertainment to those who are dumb to be entertained by equally dumb rumors like this. But if Lady GaGa do admits that she has a tootsie-roll, I'll treat those who oppose my opinions to Jogoya. XD

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I got Leona Lewis : Echo on the day of its release! Awesome songs I would recommend from this album include Brave, Naked and Lost Then Found.

Exotic Future - 11 November 2009

		I will marry Lady GaGa.
		After a wild honeymoon, We will settle down in Milan in our fabulous Apartment.
		We will have 103 kid(s) together.
		Our family will zoom around in a yellow Honda Accord.
		I will spend my days as a gynecologist, and live happily ever after.

I'm really too bored am I? *sigh*

Mybrainisfloodedwithchemistryequations - 7 November 2009

I've been seeing a lot of Cs and Hs these days - whether they are on my Chemistry past year papers or on the MacBook screen. I'm annoyed by the fact that Chemistry still seems so complicated and vague. Bond polarities, mechanisms, enthalpies, quantum mechanics, etc. - yup, I have to pack all these into my overworked brain. Not to mention I have to know innumerable terms by heart in Biology.

What I really need right now is to escape to a luxurious resort in Hawaii, sip martini while enjoying the picturesque scenery of the seaside at dusk. Or perhaps going on a food trip around Malaysia is not such a bad idea either since the first option is totally out of the question. 3

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The following are some pretty irrelevant stuffs but oh well, just for the sake of updating.

#1 Savouring on a slice of apple pie and sipping hot mocha in Austin Chase has that ability to loosen up your mind, putting it at a less depressing state. One thing fun about these hangout hotspots is that you find yourself more enthusiastic and hyped up to gossip. Well it's not that I like to gossip, but who doesn't have the urge to gossip sometimes?

#2 My friend's disgusting monstrous mutilated wallet. We were shopping for wallets on the other day and he aimed for either a Prada or Burberry. But I was like heck no! If that Prada or whatever berry it is ends up like that, there goes his 1000 bucks flushed down into the septic tank. This wallet even has a zit-like growth on its surface! Talk about grotesque!

#3 And I got this from that day! Plus, I went through a very embarassing moment after leaving the Calvin Klein outlet in Pavilion that day. The cashier forgot to remove the sensor tag from the wallet and when I set foot out of the outlet, the siren did it's job well. Loudly. And the other saleswoman came running after me with a panicky look over her face and ... yeah, the whole experience was shitty wtf.

#4 Changed my glasses as well. I was seeing only black spots all over the whiteboard in lectures and hence, the need for a new pair of glasses. The eye specialist told me that my left eye had a very peculiar shape - the shape of a rugby ball wtf. The power has exceeded a thousand and sadly, it's increasing continually. I am suffering from amblyopia or in laymen's term, I have the "lazy eye" symptom.

#5 I have not gotten the refund for the ticket yet. The postponement (or cancellation perhaps) of her concert is such a huge letdown I tell you. I was anticipating for this day even before I got the ticket. *sigh* What to do since our the people of our country is so "conservative" and close-minded.

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Blogging has become such a chore to me. Anyways, gotta hit the sheets. Oh and before I doze off, cruise over here for something that will definitely make your day. It certainly made mine. Cheers! :)

Me. Is. Depressed. - 31 October 2009

Exams are seriously depressing. Whenever exams are just around the corner, my heart weighs a tonne. Having the thought that playing Pet Society plus WoW may avoid me from going through this despair for a brief moment, I am wrong. So wrong. In fact, playing WoW has put me in the position where I feel more depressed. *sigh* Can anything in this world be less depressing? I mean, seriously. Since when did playing MMORPGs even made someone feel so stressed up? It should be relaxing, easy to the mind. And it has to alleviate even the slightest burden on someone who is having the exam trauma. But no. The virtual world has become so competitive that players play their asses off to be the top on the list. I blame it on the kiasu people. If it was not for them, I would be playing WoW AND Pet Society happily wtf.

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I've been gaining a lot of weight lately. I'm not surprised though when I recall what I had eaten for the past few days. Every time I look into the mirror, I feel so demoralized. Plus, my acne has begun to populate all over my chin recently. It's so frustrating when my self-esteem is being challenged this way. I don't feel 100% confident when I step out of door with that some sort of grotesque growth on my face. I seriously don't know what's wrong with myself. I thought I've gained freedom of this skin problem since my monthly visits to a dermatologist last year but to my chagrin, my thoughts are again proven to be wrong. You might say I'm being sensitive and all but I ask you this: if you were given the chance to choose between having a zit-free, squeaky clean face and a face being infested with pimples so badly, you can't even locate where your nose is, which will you go for? Exactly.

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Nothing interesting has been happening in my life lately unless you think that tests are exciting. Currently, I'm trying to maintain a good balance between studies and fun. I hate to find myself being either so tensed up or relaxed before the exams. Moderation is the key to success. This is the principle which I firmly hold to. If you find yourself falling off the balance, stand up again and maintain it. Excess is never a success.

p.s. ryt - keep that confidence level high and you'll find yourself impressing not only the examiners, but yourself as well. do great and see you in australia after my a-levels. :)

p.s. rish - i've never felt so appreciated before. thanks for the messages and i hope i will not disappoint you in the future. take care mate and i wish you all the best in everything you do.

You Got Me Thinking. Again. - 13 October 2009

XX : If you didn't forget to call me that day, what would've been your answer?

XY : I ... would've said ... wait, you said you had the answer.

XX : Well, yeah. Seriously, just tell me. What was your answer then?

XY : I would not have an answer then. I would've just said that I needed more time ... to think thoroughly about this again.

In the earlier part of the conversation ...

XY : If we really get back together again, do you think will there be a difference? Or will we end up being the same as before?

XX : I ... cannot predict the future. I can't tell.

XY : Yeah, you got your point.

Just a 20-minutes phone call can stir my thoughts up so much..

Time is cruel.. *sigh*